Rushua Land
NO! NO!!! STOP IT!!

Look between your toes.

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This story was created entirely to frustrate you and your silly ideals. No one ever believed that little Johnny the worm would ever really realize his ambitions and dreams to one day fully devour a corpse on his own. However, little Johnny sure had a few surprises in store for those naysayers. Stupid naysayers. Anyways, to make a completely pointless and time wasting story relativly shorter, little Johnny did succeed in devouring an entire corpse, and he has had chronic diarrhea ever since. It is not a happy sight to see a worm with the runs, believe you me. Poor little Johnny just didnt know what to do about his awful condition. So, while wandering about aimlessly through a mudpuddle. He came upon a frog named Tove. "Do you happen to have a cure for corpse-eating-induced chronic diarrhea, Tove?" But suddenly a large shoe with the words "Air Jordan" on the bottom came and promptly destroyed the disease infested worm. Tove was appauled at the sight, but did nothing because her character has no real purpose in this story except to satisfy Tove's demands for recognition. The end.


You may kill me if you wish, however my bones will remain forever...unless you burn them or grind them up.