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Comments, inquiries...slander? email them to rushua@gmail.com and maybe eventually the bureaucracy of my left hand will sort it out...maybe...blink

Deep thoughts springing from my mind.

  • What really is life?  In order to understand this, we must first try and comprehend the letter "q".  Isn't it silly looking?
  • What do you get when you cross a sea anemone, a newspaper, and a barn owl?  Nothing.  It is a scientific impossibility
  • Deep down, we are all of us fledgling penguins, desperately struggling to escape the frigid sea that is Tax Day.
  • Can turtles whistle? Is it even  mathematicaly  possibile? Only I shall ever know.
  • When you think about it, an automobile is nothing but a few thousand different parts all so cleverly arranged in a way that costs you money.
  • This website is nothing more than a sequence of 1's and 0's fervently attempting to claim a stronghold in the never ceasing flow of the internet, caught in a perpetual struggle of titan proportions.
  • I look forward to graduating highschool.  And then graduating college.  And then graduating from a job (retiring).  And then graduating to......death?  Oh dear I have wet myself.  ohhhhh
  • Usurpers come in all shapes and sizes.  Pay closer attention to the five legged ant next time.
  • What kind of a state is Ohio? I dont believe in Ohio.

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numbers have higher priority than you 

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"I have found true meaning in life through this site." - Henry David Thoreau
 
"Rushualand is the reason I have such an enormous amount of body hair." - Russell Crowe 
 
"I have finally found tranquility in my despair." - Someone Famous
 
"The..." - God

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