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________Recently, I have been questioned as to the essence of Ted. Who is he? Where did he come from? Is he a racial minority and if so, is it politically correct to laugh at his humourous exploits??
________The thing you people must understand, is that Ted cannot be explained through a mere definition and/or an autobiography. He can only be fully understood through pages and pages of mindless stories and dialogues.

i.e.

Ted: Where am i?
Monkey: Why New York of course.
Ted: The city or the state?
Moneky: Well its more of a city-state, like in the old Roman Republic.
Ted: Oh, OK.
Pink Floyd: I have become, comfortably numb.
Ted: Who the heck was that?
Monkey: I dont know, stop asking me things.
Ted: It was as if he was speaking to me on a completly different level.
Monkey: I think that is just his British accent.
Ted: Perhaps so. Hey, monkies cant talk.
Monkey: ...
 

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