There is a legend of a hole that eats children whenever it feels the sudden urge to devour all of man kind. Lucky for us, no single hole could eat all of man kind, however, many unfortunate children have perished by the jaws and bowels of this earthy beast. One day, the hole thought to himself "I think it is about time I completely wipe the humans off of the earth." By this he really meant "I am a failure and will most likely eat a couple of children and then go back to sleep and dream sweet sweet dreams of marmalade." ....the lazy pig. Jeffrey was out for a pleasant walk, when suddenly the earth rent open, and he fell into the monster's mouth. Jeffrey was a very sharp boy, however, and was always prepared for any such situation. Quick as a plane crashing into a mountain, little Jeffrey wedged himself agains the inside wall of the monster's throat. "ohohoh i do hate this, and i am oh so tired" moaned the monster. Jeffrey knew his sort, so he said "let us compromise, you let me out of here, or i sing the 'song that never ends'!" "NOOOOO OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" shrieked the beast, for he knew full well the repercussions of listening to that little ditty for more than five minutes, and let me tell you, he did not want his lips to fall off and catch on fire. But, he took too long to think this, and Jeffrey began singing. The beast trembled and shook with fear, but then thought "wait, i am nothing more than a mouth, a throat, and an ever so intricate and complicated system of bowels and multiple bladders." So he swallowed Jeffrey. And Jeffrey was digested. SO what can you learn from this story? Nothing really, unless you are inclined to eat children and one day rule the world. But you aren't, because you wouldn't be wasting your time here if you were. Now go away, this story was stupid and pointless and i have wasted my time.